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Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden's Dementia Is Transitory

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  4 days ago  •  14 comments

Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden's Dementia Is Transitory
WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen stepped forward on Tuesday to assure the American people that President Joe Biden's dementia is only a transitory issue that will likely resolve itself as election-related bottlenecks begin to clear.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen stepped forward on Tuesday to assure the American people that President Joe Biden's dementia is only a transitory issue that will likely resolve itself as election-related bottlenecks begin to clear.

While she did not specify a timeline for when Biden's mental capacity would recover to a normal human functioning level, Yellen was confident in her testimony that the president's ongoing struggles with memory, speech, continence, and basic everyday tasks were merely a short-term issue.

"To be quite honest, any difficulties the president is facing right now — and I'm not sure I'm quite prepared to use the term 'dementia' yet — will almost certainly prove to be transitory and fleeting," Yellen said. "As we go forward into this election season, I have every confidence that President Biden's mental abilities will show a dramatic turnaround in the very near future. Maybe. At some point. Probably."

Yellen's statement was endorsed by several White House insiders, including Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden, James Biden, and Valerie Biden Owens. The President himself declined to comment by refusing to blink either once for "yes" or twice for "no."

At publishing time, Yellen acknowledged that her testimony "might be incomplete" and warned that Biden's dementia levels were likely to stay high unless they didn't.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    4 days ago

512

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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2  Robert in Ohio    4 days ago

Well she has been horribly wrong about most things relating to government finance, inflation, energy import/export, bank rates etc

Perhaps she is a neurologist in a former life 

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JBB
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2.1  JBB  replied to  Robert in Ohio @2    4 days ago

original

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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2.1.1  Robert in Ohio  replied to  JBB @2.1    4 days ago

And now the argument is complete - a meme has been provided

Thank you

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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2.1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  JBB @2.1    4 days ago

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Sparty On
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2.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @2.1    4 days ago

The American people disagree.

Gaslight elsewhere

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.4  Right Down the Center  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.3    4 days ago
The American people disagree.

Yea but do you have a meme?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.5  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @2.1    4 days ago

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Sparty On
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2.1.6  Sparty On  replied to  Right Down the Center @2.1.4    4 days ago

512

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.1.7  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Right Down the Center @2.1.5    4 days ago

Something I've been wondering about.  If Bidenomics is working so well, why is debt forgiveness a thing?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.8  Right Down the Center  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @2.1.7    3 days ago

So the poor little students can spend the money on a vacation and Joes minions can say the economy is great because people are going on vacation..

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.9  Right Down the Center  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.6    3 days ago

Yep.  My daughter was looking for a new house until she realized her mortgage rate would go from 3% to almost 7%.  It must be Putins fault.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.1.10  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Right Down the Center @2.1.8    3 days ago

You notice that the Bidenistas can't explain why that is happening.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.11  Right Down the Center  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @2.1.10    3 days ago

They are probably looking for a meme or twisting logic looking for a but but but trump response.

 
 

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