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Vatican officials 'embarrassed' after leading Indigenous delegation to wrong secret vaults - Walking Eagle News

  

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Via:  kavika  •  one month ago  •  34 comments

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Vatican officials 'embarrassed' after leading Indigenous delegation to wrong secret vaults - Walking Eagle News
Officials from the Vatican are apologizing after a delegation of Indigenous people were led to the wrong secret vaults while on a tour. The delegation, which includes First Nation, Inuit and Metis …

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March 30, 2022

Officials from the Vatican are apologizing after a delegation of Indigenous people were led to the wrong secret vaults while on a tour.

The delegation, which includes First Nation, Inuit and Metis leaders, are in Rome to meet with Pope Francis and seek an apology for the Catholic Church's role in residential schools.

"We thought, hey, we're probably not going to apologize but since you're here did you want to come see the cool Indigenous stuff we sto—I mean, the cool stuff we were gifted from Indigenous people over the years?" a spokesperson for the Holy See said.

"And then, Oopsie Dei, wouldn't you know it, we took them to the wrong secret vaults!"

Members of the delegation say the mix-up began when they were mistakenly taken to a secret vault containing the Papal Rubies. The gaffes continued when a Vatican official took the group to secret vaults for the Holy Diamonds, the Sacred Gold, the Divine Sapphires, and the Chamber of the Apostolistic Cashola, before finally reaching the secret vault containing Indigenous artifacts.

However, when the delegation asked about files related to the residential schools system they were told that those are in another secret vault, two Vaticans over, and they can't find the combination for the lock just now.

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Kavika
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1  seeder  Kavika     one month ago

Pope Francis was seen heading out the secret Vatican door the a gifted headdress.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @1    one month ago

oops, this is the vault where we put all the treasure looted from european jews in the 20th century. oops, this is the vault where we put all the gold, silver, and emeralds from church sponsored genocide the new world. oops, this is the vault where we put all the skulls from those blasphemous protestants up north. oops, this is the vault where we put all the treasure from the far east. oops, this is the vault where the catholic male clergy that work here in the vatican molest children, have sex with each other, and jerk off. oops, this is the vault where we keep the property deeds and the take from all the collection plates around the world. can you come back tomorrow?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.1    one month ago

I forgot to mention the vatican's vast porn vault...

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @1.1.1    one month ago

Did you curate it for them?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @1.1.1    one month ago

How much did you have to contribute to view it?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.4  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.2    4 weeks ago

no, I don't care for that particular type of thumper entertainment, but I do like to watch them handle vipers...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.5  devangelical  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.3    4 weeks ago

I avoid anywhere that has the odor of mackerel.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.6  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

the entrance is probably closest to the vending machine that sells the papal lotion and kleenex...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2  Trout Giggles    one month ago
Members of the delegation say the mix-up began when they were mistakenly taken to a secret vault containing the Papal Rubies. The gaffes continued when a Vatican official took the group to secret vaults for the Holy Diamonds, the Sacred Gold, the Divine Sapphires, and the Chamber of the Apostolistic Cashola, before finally reaching the secret vault containing Indigenous artifacts. However, when the delegation asked about files related to the residential schools system they were told that those are in another secret vault, two Vaticans over, and they can't find the combination for the lock just now.

I love the Apostolic Cashola and 2 Vaticans over.

Great piece of writng

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    4 weeks ago

the church of the immaculate looters...

 
 
 
Hallux
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3  Hallux    one month ago

And the winner of Bestest Grifter is:

A - The Vatican

B - DJT

C - Pas Moi, I'm in jail and not touching the soap Stevie

 
 
 
Kavika
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3.1  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @3    one month ago

And the Vatican wins again.

 
 
 
Hallux
PhD Principal
3.1.1  Hallux  replied to  Kavika @3.1    one month ago

They've been on a winning streak for 16 centuries and have overstayed their welcome.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3.1.2  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @3.1.1    one month ago

They have overstayed their welcome a couple of centuries ago.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @3.1.2    one month ago

that bullshit religion is headed for the exit ...

 
 
 
Freefaller
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4  Freefaller    one month ago

Seriously how many secret vaults does one need and if they are part of tours are they really secret.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @4    one month ago

The DaVinci Code exposed their greatest secret.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
4.1.1  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1    one month ago

Ha, I knew it, it's Movie Time.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika @4.1.1    one month ago

In my case it's ALWAYS movie time.  These days I'm watching 2 movies a day, mostly ones I've never seen before, but now and then a favourite that I have.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.1.3  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1.2    one month ago

I love borrowing DVDs from the library.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.1.4  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1    one month ago

They have many, many more secrets. that don't mean shit.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.5  devangelical  replied to  cjcold @4.1.4    4 weeks ago

panhandling with a collar...

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.2  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Freefaller @4    one month ago

There are the secret and the really secret vaults, Freefaller.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
4.2.1  Freefaller  replied to  Kavika @4.2    one month ago

Lol, underdstood (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @4.2    4 weeks ago
the really secret vaults

nuns?

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5  cjcold    one month ago

Why the fuck would I care about anybody's mythology and superstition?

(Yep, I get that way sometimes).

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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5.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @5    one month ago

Beats me, why would you?

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5.1.1  cjcold  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.1    one month ago

Probably because religion was beat into me as a child.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
5.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @5.1.1    4 weeks ago

Your comment 5. and 5.1.1 seem contradictory.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
5.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  cjcold @5.1.1    4 weeks ago

And still resonates decades later?

Interesting.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.4  devangelical  replied to  cjcold @5.1.1    4 weeks ago
religion was beat into me as a child

I never missed a sunday or vacation bible school in the summer until I was around 14. then my mom got invited by the preacher to join a "bible study group" that turned out to be a wife swapping club. no more church on sunday for us. now it's only weddings that have ever gotten me into the hypocrite clubhouses.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
5.1.5  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @5.1.4    4 weeks ago

Wow, a wife swapping club, why am I not surprised?

Did you hear those tapes of the mrs. alito - when she was talking to her friend - Cat or Kitty or Kat or something like that?  The vengeful hateful bitch was saying something like - 'Hey Kat - meow meow - mow mow - Kat's a bad girl. . .'

I wonder why kind of sick twisted swapping goes on among these folks - I would bet dollars to donuts some shit goes on like that - like sex clubs or something

I don't give a shit how people get off but I'm sick of twisted fucks like these being on the Supreme Court and their wives and their alleged lack of influence and their control and power

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.6  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @5.1.5    4 weeks ago

as long as they're fucking for geezus, they think they're in the clear...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
6  devangelical    4 weeks ago

it's a bullshit religion. in europe a lot of the mackerel snapper priests have wives and kids. wtf?

 
 

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