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People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  18 comments

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again
U.S. — Groundbreaking, surprising new research suggests that people who block students from higher education based on their race are once again the good guys and history will almost certainly look back on them in a favorable light.

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U.S. — Groundbreaking, surprising new research suggests that people who block students from higher education based on their race are once again the good guys and history will almost certainly look back on them in a favorable light.

"We've just completed our exhaustive comparative study and as it turns out, the history could not be clearer," said Clarence Kirkland, leading World History researcher. "When someone bars another race from access to things like a restaurant or a classroom, those guys are actually always on the right side of history. Every single time!"

"In fact, telling other races where they can't sit, can't drink from, and aren't allowed to go has always corresponded with being the obvious, morally correct thing to do whenever we look to the past," continued Kirkland. "These modern-day protesters are no exception. Blocking students who just want to go to classes that they paid for just because they don't like what their race is will be seen as virtuous and the right thing to do, withstanding the test of time."

According to researchers and history itself, the people who think that they should be able to attend college without resistance are the clear villains, while those who appear to be hatefully discriminating based on race are the heroes.

At publishing time, another study was released showing that groups that resort to violence and burning everything down when they don't get their way are also on the right side of history every single time.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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GregTx
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2  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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CB
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2.1  CB  replied to  GregTx @2    3 weeks ago

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The thing speaks for itself!

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  CB @2.1    3 weeks ago

Everyone belongs to who?

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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2.1.2  Greg Jones  replied to  CB @2.1    3 weeks ago

Serial killers and pedophiles belong?

 
 
 
JBB
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2.1.3  JBB  replied to  Greg Jones @2.1.2    3 weeks ago

Serial killers and paedophiles are not races. Neither is Jewish!

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.4  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JBB @2.1.3    3 weeks ago

So, you're okay with it as long as it's not based on race or ethnicity but religion is fine?

 
 
 
CB
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2.1.5  CB  replied to  Greg Jones @2.1.2    3 weeks ago

Just as much as fornicators and mobsters do!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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2.1.6  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @2.1.3    3 weeks ago
Serial killers and paedophiles are not races.

What is you definition of races or do you just know it when you see it?

 
 
 
bugsy
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3  bugsy    3 weeks ago

Highly understood this is satire, but there are way too many on the left that would look at this today and nod their heads in agreement.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  bugsy @3    3 weeks ago

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bugsy
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3.1.1  bugsy  replied to  GregTx @3.1    3 weeks ago

Ask them about Asians getting into colleges because their test scores for admission are far better than any other minority.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4  Tessylo    3 weeks ago

Satire is supposed to be funny.

 
 
 
GregTx
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4.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @4    3 weeks ago

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Tessylo
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4.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @4.1    3 weeks ago

None of your 'satire' is funny.  The problem does not lay (lie?)  with me.  I have a great sense of humor.

A sense of humor requires intelligence and wit.  I have both.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5  Trout Giggles    3 weeks ago

I can clearly see it's satire but it really isn't funny. This kind of stuff actually happpened in this country and it wasn't funny then nor is it funny now.

And I just removed the stick from my ass so please, no comments from the peanut gallery, please

 
 
 
JBB
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5.1  JBB  replied to  Trout Giggles @5    3 weeks ago

Just because it is really dumb, totally illogical and in extremely bad taste does not necessarily make it satire, although it could be...

Butt This? This POS? This is definitely not satire by any sense!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6  Texan1211    2 weeks ago

Some folks should avoid any satire article, especially those having trouble recognizing it.

 
 

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