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Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  4 weeks ago  •  7 comments

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests
NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended from the skies above the Columbia University campus via paraglider, ready to lead the charge in the latest round of protests.

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NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended from the skies above the Columbia University campus via paraglider, ready to lead the charge in the latest round of protests.

"Sometimes, you've got to glide right into the heart of the action and take the first shot," said Omar, removing her parachute straps as she surveyed the gathering crowd. "I'm here as extra ammunition for these students in our fight against oppression."

Though many condemned Omar's entrance as showing support for Hamas committing mass murder and rape, the Congresswoman remained undeterred. "Change doesn't happen from the sidelines, my friends," shouted Omar to the crowd of protesters. "You've got to get out there and tell President Biden: do NOT bring our hostages home! As my good friend Khymani James standing here beside me said, 'Zionists do not deserve to live'. Intifada Revolution! Ceasefire now! From the river to the sea!"

At publishing time, Ilhan Omar was spotted teaching the students how to make Molotov cocktails outside the university's Institute for Israel and Jewish Studies.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    4 weeks ago

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2  Sparty On    4 weeks ago

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2.1  Sparty On  replied to  Sparty On @2    4 weeks ago

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charger 383
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3  charger 383    4 weeks ago

where are Jewish leaders? 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    4 weeks ago

All the little terrorist girls seem so active in protecting Palestinians while largely ignoring Hamas, who Palestinians elected and tolerate.

 
 
 
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4.1  Sparty On  replied to  Texan1211 @4    4 weeks ago

Will the real slim Hamas terrorists please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

 
 
 
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4.2  Ronin2  replied to  Texan1211 @4    4 weeks ago
who Palestinians elected and tolerate.

The last elections were in 2006. Nothing since. Hamas didn't even win a clear majority as there were multiple candidates for the PA running and they divided the vote. Hamas doesn't recognize the PA, nor the authority of it's leader Abbas.

Also don't forget the role that Israel and Bush Jr played in getting Hamas to be recognized as a legitimate political party and on the ballot.

As for tolerating Hamas. Hamas has the weapons, medical supplies, oil, etc. If you don't tolerate them they will make you disappear. This isn't the US where everyone that wants one has weapon. In Gaza if you have a weapon it is only because Hamas allows it.

These are the 3 choices that Palestinians have for leadership Hamas or Hezbollah- both are terrorist organizations funded by Iran that don't give a shit about Palestinians. Or the PA who is funded by the US and Israel and won't defend the Palestinians under their care in the West Bank from the IDF, settlers, or Israeli illegal settlement expansion.

If you were a Palestinian which would you choose? Those are your only options- the alternatives have been killed off by Hamas, Hezbollah, PA, or imprisoned in Israel.

 
 

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