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Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  6 months ago  •  7 comments

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia University protestors clarified that they only want "Death to America" after America is done paying their student loans for them.

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NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia University protestors clarified that they only want "Death to America" after America is done paying their student loans for them.

"Death to America… in like, 3 or 4 years when I graduate!" shouted one student protestor. "America truly is the 'Great Satan' that ravages and oppresses other countries and deserves to be wiped off the face of the earth…as soon as the American taxpayers finish paying off our tuition loans!

"But as soon as that's done, then, yeah, totally, death to America!"

The mob of angry students occupying the Gaza Solidarity Encampment agreed that this was an entirely reasonable requirement. "America owes us. You, know, for being all evil and horrible and stuff," said an apparently well-educated student at the university. "We demand loan forgiveness from America. Then it can die as soon as that's done."

As part of this agreement, Columbia students vowed to maintain barely passing grades in all of their liberal arts classes for the duration of time it takes taxpayers to cover their debt.

At publishing time, the Columbia protestors had also called for the death of Elon Musk, but only after they get a Tesla.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    6 months ago

512

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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2  Greg Jones    6 months ago

Biden, in the opinion of many, is mostly responsible for the level of hate and animosity in the country today. The demonstrators are nothing more than modern day Nazis, and slow old Joe is afraid call them out.

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Vic Eldred
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3  Vic Eldred    6 months ago

I think we are seeing a real insurrection. 

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Vic Eldred @3    6 months ago

Well, there is this:

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1    6 months ago

"It is against the law to demonstrate inside the Congressional Buildings, so we brought in additional officers to be prepared for the moment the group would break the law," the statement read.

I don't think they will be rotting in jail for a year awaiting trials.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.1.1    6 months ago

Of course not.  It appears the left supports them so any charges will more than likely be dropped.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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3.2  MrFrost  replied to  Vic Eldred @3    6 months ago

I think we are seeing a real insurrection. 

LOL! Now THAT'S funny! 

 
 

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