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Trump's Trial Antics: Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!

  

Category:  News & Politics

By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  one month ago  •  53 comments

Trump's Trial Antics:  Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!
"Making America Stink, Again!" Jonathan Lipschitz

"Dirty Diaper Donnie's" 4th day in court was a doozy:

SNORING
FARTING
LEAKING
and finally,
the cou de gra:

POOPING his pants.

And, you want to put this CESSPOOL/GARBAGE TRUCK back in office?

What trait attract you to "Dirty Diaper Donnier", his cadre of unpaid professional WIPERS?

Perhaps, you share the same medical condition, and can identify and commiserate with "poor, abused Donnie".

Is that sufficient reason to elevate a man who cannot control his bowel to the position of Commander in Chief?

It's NOT Commander-In-Shat!

800 Medical Health professionals have come forward stating that Donald J. Trump is "Mentally Unbalanced" and unable to control himself.

Farting in High School was a popular activity indulged in, primarily by boys, back in the 50s and 60's in my day.

And, I, must admit that I was once captain of that team.
Is that what draws you to "Dirty Diaper Donnie"? 

Is it the humor, or the odor?

Enquiring Minds Want To Know - The Other Kind Don't Give a SHAT!

Think before you VOTE!


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

So, die-heart Republicans, this is the Great Man that you want to renominate to the highest office in the land?

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" has not been able to control his bodily fluids since he started dropping a load on the Apprentice. This is who you want to be the next President of the United States?


 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2  JBB    one month ago

original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @2    one month ago

JBB:

Thank you very much for that insightful post.

"Pooing", especially, in public is not acceptable in most civic circles, and can tilt the conversation in so many directions, that it would make it difficult for General, Admirals, and other military aides to the President to make a clear, breathable decision in a time of great crisis. 

Put that in your PIPE & SMOKE IT, HOSS!

 
 
 
JBB
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2.1.1  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1    one month ago

original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @2.1.1    one month ago

Popcorn is good for the Soul, Pooing in Court is a NO-NO, Donald.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.1.3  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    one month ago

The Golden Diaper of Mister Stinky Finger...

original original original

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
2.1.4  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    one month ago

I nearly pooped my pants

seeing Cheney support

From so many liberal plants

So not trusting a fart

was a good way to go

because at least a shart

would undoubtably flow …..

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.4    one month ago

That is a poem from the GREAT, late William Shake-shat. And, man does it still smell!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
2.1.6  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.5    one month ago

If you walk into a room

And something stinks

It might be you

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.6    4 weeks ago

Or, if Donald J. Trump, aka, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is within 50 miles, if is most likely him.

Sorry, Sparky, but your idol is a fountain of explosive SHAT!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Donnie's prediction for these types of "Recreational Activities" may not sit well with our foreign diginaties, and, therefore, in my view, may have a derogatory affect on policy matters. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Folks, it is NOT that difficult. If your candidate SHATS his pants, you should consider voting for another. It is only common sense.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4    one month ago

The shit comes from every orifice with that waddling ranting pile of shit.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @4.1    one month ago

Amen!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5  JohnRussell    one month ago
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
5.1  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @5    one month ago

I heard he smells bad too.  LOLOLOLOL.  What a pig.  What a fucking mess.  People actually look up to this waddling, farting, fat, pig, pile of shit - my apologies to pigs.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @5.1    one month ago

Trump has been reduced to:  SNOOZING, URINATING, FARTING & POO--POOING!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @5    one month ago

A friend of mine once told me, that she had it on pretty shakey ground, that "farting" is the same as a train tooting. It is just warning folks that a big load is coming down the tracks.

That is what T-Rump's derriere is doing. Warning those in the Court to get out their GAS MASK, and puke bag, 'cause Donnie is gonna be doing what Donnie does best.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6  Right Down the Center    one month ago

A courtroom may not be the best place to do a Biden imitation.  

 
 
 
MrFrost
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6.1  MrFrost  replied to  Right Down the Center @6    one month ago

A courtroom may not be the best place to do a Biden imitation.  

That's all ya got? LOL How predictable. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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6.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  MrFrost @6.1    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @6.1    4 weeks ago

Isn't it odd, how T-Rump's supporters turn the truth upside down, just like "Dirty Diaper Donnie" does.

No wonder they cannot see the TRUTH, their arses are in the air.

How does one become hypnotized by a gigantic piece of CRAP.  What is the allure of a man that can't control his bowel, and needs a fleet of WIPERS?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @6    one month ago

Trump (Dirty Diaper Donnie) has been doing his Number 2 in public since his day on the Apprentice.

Right now, Donnie is advertising for WIPERS.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
7  Sparty On    one month ago

Hmmmmm …. Sounds like trump is doing a pretty good impression of biden.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @7    one month ago

No, Trump doesn't do imitations, he is the ORIGINAL. They don't call him, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" for nothin'!

Trump invented it. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
7.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1    one month ago

“They” don’t.    The “triggered” do.    And your boy Donnie undoubtably appreciates the press that comes from it.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @7.1.1    one month ago

So do most SERIAL MURDERERS.

Trump reminds me of "Charlie Manson", who while in COURT loved to "act out" like Donnie does.

Charlie ended up in PRISON for L I F E!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
7.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1.2    one month ago

You knew Charlie?

Did you ever meet Brian Wilson.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @7.1.3    4 weeks ago

In 1968, I was living in Hollywood, living in the YMCA at $3.00 per day and struggling to make rent, I met some very unattractive young women who invited me to join them at Spahn Ranch for a wild, drug induced orgy.

I turned them down, not because I disapproved of orgies, I always thought that would be a fun Romanesque Banquet, but, they really needed a bath. 

They smelled as badly as Trump does now!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
7.1.5  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1.4    4 weeks ago

So no Brian Wilson?    Unfortunate.    He might have given you some good vibrations.    And one wonders how you know what Trump smells like.    Pay off a few secret service agents to sneak a sniff or two?

Kinky!

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
8  Ronin2    one month ago

Well you got one thing right.

The DA and judge deserve to be urinated and defecated on.

Democrats and their lawfare- the greatest threat to Democracy.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
8.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ronin2 @8    one month ago

The child rapist, DJT, is not the greatest threat to the USA?

"Dirty Diaper Donnie", e.g. Catch Up Thrower, is the GREATEST THREAT TO THE WORLD.

Remember, when Trump recommended ingest BLEACH to clean out COVID 19.

1.3 million Americans died from COVID 19, because "Dummy" kept tossing out excuses for doing nothing to protect Americans from this Worldwide Pandemic.
Trump told Americans that "it's like the flu, it will be over in two weeks."

The first thing Doctor Ding-a-ling (Trump) did was closed down America's Medical Research facility in Wuhan, to save taxpayer money. Then he fired the Director of the Center for Disease Control, and hire an Arse Kisser to head up one of the most important Medical Research Facilities in the World.

Trump is a disaster, a criminal, a serial adulterer, a failed businessman who married a porn star who was raised in a Communist Country, educated in same. He father was head of the Communist Party in Slovenia. Her Mother, Father, brothers, and all school mates were COMMUNISTS.

Trump brought them to live in the WH.

A VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a VOTE for Putin...Trump buddy.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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9  JohnRussell    one month ago

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Trout Giggles
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9.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @9    one month ago

excuse me but those people don't need any help looking like losers

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
9.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @9    one month ago

Imagine that. Losers that look like "LOSERS"!

Trump is "tooting, pooing and snoring" in Court. And, you want to put him in the White House? Donnie belongs in a NUT HOUSE!

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
10  MrFrost    one month ago

512

Well played.. LOL 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @10    one month ago

Mushroom is synonymous with mushed, tiny, crushed penis.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
11  JohnRussell    one month ago

Pro -Trump protest  outside the courthouse today

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Trout Giggles
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11.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @11    one month ago

that's it?

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1    one month ago

wear stupid clothes, wave stupid flags, be stupid voters ... maga!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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11.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @11.1.1    one month ago

Stupid people VOTE for Stupid people!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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11.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @11    one month ago

Overwhelming crowd?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
12  Sparty On    one month ago

Anti Trump protest on NTers:

800

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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13  JohnRussell    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @13    one month ago

No thanks. I don't think anyone is doing that to Trump now that he can't control his BOWELS, or, his mouth.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
14  JohnRussell    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
14.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @14    one month ago

Now that is the best that old, disgruntled compulsive farter has ever looked.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1    one month ago

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1.1    one month ago

CAUTION:

T-Rump supporters are mysteriously turning into WEASLES!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 weeks ago

Why do Southerner Confederate sympathizers still slobber over this hideous, unnecessary CIVIL WAR over kidnapping people from their homeland, transporting them across the Atlantic ocean where 1/3 to 60% died from disease, malnourished abuse, cruelty, and dumped into the ocean.

Six hundred thousand Americans were killed in that war, and an rough estimate of 1.5+ million more were severely injured.

What is there to Celebrate about the cruelty of SLAVERY?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 weeks ago

Trump supporters are no different today than the CONFEDERATE followers were during the CIVIL WAR.

A VOTE for Trump is a VOTE for a New CIVIL WAR stoked by the most EVIL, CORRUPTED MONSTER in the history of America, perhaps the world.

 
 
 
JBB
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16.1  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @16    4 weeks ago

original original original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
16.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @16.1    4 weeks ago

Are these the compatriots that you want to depend on to help you make your decision who you should vote for?

BIDEN is older than Trump, but T-Rump acts like a spoiled six year old, rich boy, who has never driven a car, inherited $400 million dollars from his corrupt father, and cheated on all three of his wives, multiple times.

Where is the integrity in this!

 
 

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