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Left Leaning Wing-Nut. It is time for another lecture from the "Less Than Esteemed", Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  one month ago  •  40 comments

Left Leaning Wing-Nut. It is time for another lecture from the "Less Than Esteemed", Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"!
"If you don't think I am "Doctored". Just look in my Medicine Chest. I take one, two, maybe three hundred pills a day. If I ain't "DOCTORED", who the HELL is?

You know what's got my panties in an uproar?

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is such a scoundrel and a cheapskate that he is now advertising for WIPERS to work for nothing.

My "Secret Inside/Outside Sauce" (Melanoma) explained to me that Donnie is so cheap he doesn't pay his "WIPERS".

He makes them pay him.

What kind of a man does that, I ax you?

These, flea infested, poor suckers have to purchase their own rubber gloves, rubber coat, rubber boots, and present the Orange Monster with a gift of "Rubbers", suitable to fit tiny Johnson (which require a magnifying glass to find.

Anywho-who, buckeroos, if you is a Donald Trump MAGA LOON sycophant, Donnie John Trump, has a JOB for you.

It is not for the "faint of heart".

It for the class one MORONS, who if Trump shot them on 5th Avenue would clap on their down to the sidewalk.

What is WRONG with these folks?  Are they really that DUMB? My "sauce" (Steve "Never Bathed" Bunions, says that his followers, would gleefully considerate a "Badge of Honor"!

Well, folks, I may have to cut this lecture short, my lovely wife has just return from her "Bank Robbing Job", so I have to help her count the loot.

"Night All", I take it every change I get. 

Love ya...well not really, but you get the gesture, second finger from the thumb. It is a signal, a special communication for peoples that can't read.

Folks, don't be DUMB. A VOTE fer Donnie is a VOTE for Putin .

Putin is "Donnie's" handler, lover and Chief Adviser.  Donnie would be lost with out him.

My Fellow NewsTalkers.commies, Donnie need you help.
Send money, not your socks.

Folk Laureaters, fer every dollar you send to #45, he will send it back to you with a 1000 fold, making you an instant MILLIONAIRE. That is how Donnie ROLLS.

Don't loose out on your change to get rich, Bitches!

You will receive a "Certified Check" on the day that Donnie
 is Sworn in!

And, I mean Sworn in.

No more hand on the Bible BS.256

Donnie is going to let SWEAR in his native tongue like an enrage, inarticulate, grunt MAGA LUNATIC, so you call might understand him.

Won't that be LOVE-ER-LY?


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

"All I need is 6743 American dollars to get my Mercedes out of the shop. If you LOVE ME, HALF AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, you will send the money % of Mildew, Oh-H-Hos, where there are not JOBS, not even Blow Jobs.

Now is the time for generosity toward your "Doctored" professor, Jonathan Livingston
Pigeon-Poo, Lectern.

 
 
 
JBB
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1.1  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    one month ago

original

 
 
 
cjcold
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1.1.1  cjcold  replied to  JBB @1.1    one month ago

The poster child for most raped in D block.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @1.1    one month ago

Isn't this exactly who, we as a NATION, want to lead us, side by side, with "Dirty Diaper Donnie"?

I bet no one say another word about Donnie's OVER THE LIMIT Diaper.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @2    one month ago

That is ART at the highest quality! It is so meaningful, I don't know what it means, but, is that the purpose of ART?

 
 
 
JBB
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3  JBB    one month ago

original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @3    one month ago

Is he going to manufacture and sell them to MAGA LOONS?

"Dirty Diaper Donnie", certainly need several.  Donnie has a problem. He is also, short on WIPERS, according to a sources that I swore not to name (Steve "Never Bathe"
Bunions).

 
 
 
cjcold
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3.2  cjcold  replied to  JBB @3    one month ago

The ink says it all!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4  JohnRussell    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @4    one month ago

Isn't that LOVE-ER-LY.  

This is what I would define as PORNOGRAFHY." l 
I hate to admit it, but, I am getting a "Boner" just looking at this photo.  Is that wrong?

 
 
 
cjcold
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4.2  cjcold  replied to  JohnRussell @4    one month ago

With those tits he's going to be very popular in prison!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5  JohnRussell    one month ago

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cjcold
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5.1  cjcold  replied to  JohnRussell @5    one month ago

Funny how the far-right relies on those with sub 70 IQs.

Murdoch started fascist Fox with morons in mind.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @5.1    one month ago

The Attorney General should start investigation of FOX TV & Russia. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @5.1    one month ago

Yes, and he recruited every one in 'MUR-REE-KKK-A, groomed them, then turned them into MAGA-LUNATICS.

When they wake will they be able to sue Mur's cock?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Well, you know that snuffing stupid parents, or preventing them to procreate may be against the law in some states?

Odd, how nice Donnie looks on his way to prison. He looks relaxed, as if is the place he alway knew where he belongs.


 
 
 
cjcold
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6.1  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6    one month ago

With any luck he'll choke to death on a Big Mac before he becomes a martyr to those with sub room temperature IQs.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Do you know, News Stakers.commies, that someone will give you MONEY if you didn't get a DWI in the past week.256


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

The additional information on how you might get MONEY if you had no DWIs in the last 12 hours is at the bottom of this page.

 
 
 
Krishna
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8.1  Krishna  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    one month ago
The additional information on how you might get MONEY if you had no DWIs in the last 12 hours is at the bottom of this page.

Well, you know the olde saying:

Maklumat privasi dan undang-undang!!!

 
 
 
Krishna
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8.2  Krishna  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    one month ago

The additional information on how you might get MONEY if you had no DWIs in the last 12 hours is at the bottom of this page.

What, me worry?

256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Krishna @8.2    one month ago

I had not thought of that. Thanks!  Isn't that what INSURANCE is for?

 
 
 
cjcold
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8.3  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    one month ago

Haven't turned a wheel in a week!

I want my money now so I can go buy some Jack Daniels!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8.3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @8.3    one month ago

That is so unpatriotic. One must give one's Money to Dirty Diaper Donnie or he will have to go where he knows he belong - PRISON FOR LIFE!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8.3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @8.3    one month ago

Damn it, Poo-pee, Fart, Hell!  Where is your PATRIOTISM? Don't send your money to Jack Daniels.  Send it to JACK SMITH!

America needs a new JACK!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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9  Buzz of the Orient    one month ago

300 pills a day?  I'm an amateur when it comes to that - 19 a day regularly, divided among morning, noon and after dinner, but increased with arthritis pills when that flares up.  Sorry I can't help you with the Mercedes, I don't even have a car any more myself.  

 
 
 
cjcold
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9.1  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9    one month ago

Due to the long Covid I take about 100 mg of Benadryl and about a 1000 mg of Ibuprofen daily. Wish I could still smoke pot but my lungs can't take it anymore.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9    one month ago

CHEAPSCAKE:  I don't have a car, either. It's a SCAM, dag gone it!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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9.2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.2    one month ago

Ah, but I did love cars.  Have you been reading my articles about classic cars?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9.2.1    one month ago

Have you NOTICED, I can't read?  Must you crush my sense of SELF-ESTEEM, so openly?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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9.2.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.2.2    one month ago

Well, at least you can type. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Whatever happened to "Clubbing people in the head with a Baseball Bat?  No one plays da game, anymore?"

Is 'Mur-ree-kkk-ah becoming more "sissy-fried". I can't even piss in the street anymore. How unmanly is dat?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

When I was a Child, I spake as a Child. When I became I SPIT luggies at Trump posters, and that "has make all the difference in the world".  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I am giving serious thought to taking up "DIRTY DIAPER'S" OFFER to become one of his "Wipers". The pay doesn't exist, but the aroma stays with you for LIFE.

Really, News Stakers.commies, who wouldn't want that scent? 

Isn't Donnie so much fun?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

My "sauce" (Steve "Never Take a Bath" Bunion) told me, or, perhaps it was another of my numerous, but lovely HALLUCINATIONS, that he has it on "a pretty unreliable source", that Aliens from URANUS abducted "Dirty Diaper Donnie", last night because they are running out of propane.

Now, that is where Trump can do GOOD. Not here, he just FUGZI everything up.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

It isn't that I do not like Donnie, but I would never suck that tiny thing, or any thing for that matter. I am not a sucker, only suckers SUCK!

MAGA LOOOOONS are you listening?

"Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Suckers", they don't need' no damn $399, per shoe, high top, gold plated shoe to show own to their simpleton g-friend, if you catch me drift.

If you do, send it back to me, I am lonely.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Friends, over 15, do you know that if you haven't had a DWI in over two week-ends, the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, the FBI, and Donnie J Trump (If re-elected) will send you a CHECK for $200, if you send him one for $500.00!

Don John Trump knows how to make MONEY!

Don't miss out on this one time offer.  Be smart, do it today, while you are HOT.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

WHY MUST I TELL YOU EVERYTHING?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

"Mammas, don't let your BABIES grow up to be "MOONIES" MAGA LOONIES are so much better.

 
 

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