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The Babylon Bee: Biden Opens State of the Union by Saying Hello to Dianne Feinstein | The Patriot Post

  

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Via:  jeremy-in-nc  •  one month ago  •  3 comments

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The Babylon Bee: Biden Opens State of the Union by Saying Hello to Dianne Feinstein | The Patriot Post
Biden graciously escorted the apparent ghost of Dianne Feinstein to an empty chair, then returned to the lectern and launched into his speech.

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President Biden kicked off his State of the Union speech with a warm "Hello" to Dianne Feinstein, who was buried last October in a cemetery outside San Francisco.

"Hey, good to see you Diane! Looks like you beat the shingles! Atta girl," said Biden to the void of empty space beside Kamala Harris. "Let's get you a seat over there with Nancy Reagan and we'll get this party started."

Biden graciously escorted the apparent ghost of Dianne Feinstein to an empty chair, then returned to the lectern and launched into his speech. However, Biden stopped just seconds into his diatribe and began screaming, "Bin Laden! He's here, he's here! We've got him this time, Barack!" Biden then leapt over the lectern and began chasing the presumptive ghost of Osama around the chamber. Sadly, ghost-Osama eluded the President, who moped back to the lectern to finish screaming the words on the screen in front of him.


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Jeremy Retired in NC
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1  seeder  Jeremy Retired in NC    one month ago

Not the first time he's seen dead people.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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2  Just Jim NC TttH    one month ago

256

 
 
 
George
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3  George    one month ago

Biden is close enough to the veil, he may be able to see through it to say how to his old Klan buddy Byrd.

 
 

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