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Trump is desperate! He is selling "AUTHOGRAPED USED DIAPERS"!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  one month ago  •  13 comments

Trump is desperate! He is selling "AUTHOGRAPED USED DIAPERS"!
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron

That's right, folks, DJT is broke and needs to raise over 650 million dollars, ASAP, or his properties will seized by Etta James, or some other great vocalist.

Folks, this is your opportunity to save your HERO's oversized Heini by purchasing an "AUTOGRAPHED" Dirty Diaper, from DJT, on sale today, ONLY!

My Fellow MAGA-LOON, BUTT WIPERS, if you want to save 'MuriKKKA from well-educated, successful LIBERALS, this is your opportunity to help "Dirty Diaper Donnie" from going broke, and make yourself a fortune when he is "SIX FEET UNDER AND NO LONGER A THUNDER". 

That's right MAGA LOONS, this once in LIFETIME opportunity will be yours when you purchase an original "Dirty, Soiled Diaper" from Donnie warehouse, for only $250, plus S/H ($250) and a tip of at least ($250) to go to a "Non-Profit Organization" of Donnie's choice.

Friends, there is a limited supply of these "Hermetically sealed, framed, bulletproof, framed collector's item of Dirty Diaper Donnie's" soiled diaper, that at this very minute, could be hanging on your wall, making you the envy of all your MAGA LUNATIC friends.

So, act today. Become a HERO and save DJT from bankruptcy by bankruptcy by purchasing one, two, or three hundred priceless used diapers from Donald J. Trump's secret storage unit, hidden in the basement of Mar-A-Large Arse!

Imagine, when he's dead and gone, you will be able to tell your progenitors that you saved Trump's ARSE.

Donnie, Honey, needs your M-O-N-E-Y!

Don't miss out on a ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to save Donnie's Oversized, Orange Butt, and make yourself millions in doing so.

So don't diddle, empty your wallet, clean out your savings, sell your wife off, if you must. Do whatever it takes to return "GOD's hand-picked man to run the Whitehouse, and not the NUT HOUSE!

More than ever, 'MURIKKKA needs Heroes to save our country from itself.

Fiends, you can save our country from those "scary cats" Environmentalist Extremists, electric cars, and Free Thinkers.

Who in HELL needs to think, when your "Hill Billy, Backwoods PREACHER MAN" can do your thinking for you?

Dig Deep, boys and girls of the "HORN HOLE DE-GENERATION", and send every damn nickel, dime, or last dollar to THE BIRD DROPPING INSTITUTE % of Mildew, Oh-Ho-Hoes, "where there are no jobs, not even BLOW JOBS!"

We are the intermediator between T-Rump Bone Head and the CIA.




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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Why do birds sing so sweetly, and MAGA LOONS growl so harshly? Can't we all just get along?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    one month ago
He Is Selling "AUTHOGRAPED USED DIAPERS"!

it might be appropriate in this situation to worry less about the seller and more about the buyers

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @2    one month ago

Only if one is not a "TRUE PATRIOT"!

Dirty Diaper Donnie's always comes first. Ask Melanoma, she knows!

 
 
 
Kavika
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3  Kavika     one month ago

It all ''depends''.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @3    one month ago

Kavika:  "No truer words were ever spoken.

Depends, as you know, have kept Donnie upright since his days on "The Apprentice", through his campaigns for "Injustice" and as POTUS.

However, Donnie is still a POS, and needs thousands and thousands of DEPENDS! No one wants a "SHATTY Commander-In-Chief"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Donnie is so desperate he is now selling his "Dirty Diapers" at $250 per, plus $250 S/H, and $250 for the autograph.

Desperate times require desperate deeds.

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

How desperate can Donnie get? Our "sauces", claim that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is so broke he is going to start selling his bugger.

Honey, that is "desperation on SPEED"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

MAGA LOONS, don't miss out on your opportunity to "GET RICH QUICK", and help out your idol "Dirty Diaper Donnie".

Buy a dozen framed, autographed Dirty Donnie Diapers and sell them to your friends for a profit, and help Donnie out of his rut.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Trump is forcing Melanoma to dance naked at his next "Rally In The Alley" to gin up the crowd.

I am not sure if that would be appropriate for kids, it could be scary. After all, she is getting up there in age also and is starting to sag.

We post, you decide. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

When the Tooth is exposed will you love him still, or steal from him?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

My "sauces" (Slim & None) claim that the National Health Agency is looking into these sales to see if they are a Health Issue for his Fans, not that they give a SHAT.

The sicker they get, the greater Biden's chances are for a second term. It looks like the administration is beginning to play hard ball


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

To win in politics Republicans believe that one must be willing to do anything!

Break into Water Gate to snoop on their opponent.

Lies, Steal, and blame it on others.

Make SHAT UP!

Cuddle up to Fox TV FAKE NEWS.

Remove voter places from all maps.

Shut down Write-In Voting Applications.

Misplace Voter Registrations if they are not Republicans.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Do you think TRUMP sucks?

Press one.

If you think Trump would make a great POTUS, pack your shat and get the HELL out of our country!

Take all the Confederate Riff-Raff with you!

 
 

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