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Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  55 comments

By:   The Babylon Bee

Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country
U.S. — Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden's mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he's too old and senile to stand trial.

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U.S. — Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden's mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he's too old and senile to stand trial.

"I mean, seriously, have you seen that guy?" said Hur to reporters. "I tried to ask him questions and he attempted to put my notepad in his mouth. The dude is totally zonked out for sure. I mean, we all knew this, right?"

In spite of the report detailing Biden's late-stage dementia, the Special Counsel confirmed Biden is just fine to continue running the country. "Oh yeah, that's no problem," he said. "You heard the Press Secretary. He's so active and alert no one can keep up with him! Impressive!"

When reporters approached the President for a statement, Biden responded by attempting to put the microphone in his mouth.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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cjcold
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1.1  cjcold  replied to  GregTx @1    3 weeks ago

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GregTx
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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  cjcold @1.1    3 weeks ago

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cjcold
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1.1.2  cjcold  replied to  GregTx @1.1.1    3 weeks ago

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Vic Eldred
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2  Vic Eldred    3 weeks ago

Biden did a victory lap. He's a doddering old man who can't remember and is now proud of it.

They used the same playbook they used to get Hillary Clinton off.

The people can see it.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3  Sean Treacy    3 weeks ago

Isn’t the Babylon bee supposed to be satire?  The article is straight news

 
 
 
George
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4  George    3 weeks ago

Maybe Biden is just high as balls from sniffing hair spray?

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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4.1  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  George @4    3 weeks ago

Better than spraying the oval office because he was high sniffing mothballs in the closet.....

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago
David Frum
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I will be satisfied with a president who remembers he owes loyalty to the United States, not to the gangsters in the Kremlin
 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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5.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  JohnRussell @5    3 weeks ago

Id like a president who doesn’t believe he was discussing Russian policy with Gorbachev last week

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Sean Treacy @5.1    3 weeks ago

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Drinker of the Wry
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5.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.1    3 weeks ago

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JohnRussell
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5.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.1    3 weeks ago

LOL. Is he going to live forever?  He could die in prison when he's 95. 

 
 
 
Gazoo
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5.1.4  Gazoo  replied to  Sean Treacy @5.1    3 weeks ago

I just want a pres that put’s this country, and it’s citizens first. That sure as hell isn’t dementia riddled biden.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5.1.5  JohnRussell  replied to  Gazoo @5.1.4    3 weeks ago

If Trump put the country first he wouldnt have sat with his thumb up his ass while a riot was taking place (on his behalf) at the national legislature on Jan 6. 

And he wouldnt have told insurrectionists that he loved them. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.5    3 weeks ago

If Biden loved the country he would have at least tried to stop the invasion on our southern border 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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5.1.7  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.1.2    3 weeks ago

Guilty as charged.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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5.1.8  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.3    3 weeks ago

I don't think Bidens gonna make 95 (Trump either for that matter) .

I have read when elderly start seeing and talking to dead people they usually go soon.

I am seriously thinking of changing my reason for NOT casting a vote for Joe, I don't believe in participating in abusing an elder whom is obviously sundowning.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.2  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @5    3 weeks ago

so you are good with anyone

 
 
 
Ronin2
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5.3  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @5    3 weeks ago

The criminal traitor you put in the White House sold out this country to Ukraine, China, and the ME there is absolute proof of that.

Prove that Trump is loyal to Russia. 

People should have been prosecuted for the Russian collusion hoax that Hillary pulled off- and the FBI and DOJ pursued. But leftists judges and TDS driven leftists juries let the top two criminals off- after that there was no chance to get Hillary, Comey, or any of the others involved in the DOJ/FBI.

We can all thank Democrats for turning our legal system into the envy of Russia and China.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5.3.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Ronin2 @5.3    3 weeks ago

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JohnRussell
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6  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago

Normally, Bidens forgetfulness might justify a change in administrations.

We are not in normal times, and Trump cannot be allowed to return to power, period. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6    3 weeks ago

Vote for Biden then, but don't come crying when it all goes to hell.

 
 
 
Gazoo
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6.1.1  Gazoo  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1    3 weeks ago

What do you mean “when”? I’d say it already has. Although, if one is a criminal, or an illegal, a sexual freak, a cartel member, or a human smuggler/trafficker then this admin is as good as it gets.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  Gazoo @6.1.1    3 weeks ago

I stand corrected, kind sir.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago

The importance of this video is that it took place within days of the special counsel interview with Biden in which he allegedly forgot some dates . 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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7.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @7    3 weeks ago

Exactly, like the year he left the VP and when his son, what was his name, died.

Do you think that the Special Counsel lied about Joe’s memory issues?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7.1    3 weeks ago

If Biden wants to drop out, fine. If he doesnt he has to be re-elected. 

That is all there is to it. 

If the Republicans dump Trump then we can talk. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.1    3 weeks ago

there is no mandate for Biden

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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7.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.1    3 weeks ago

We can talk regardless.  Our country has fallen so far that Trump and Biden our our front runners with Harris and who knows the low rent MF that Trump will pick.

I’m very concerned about the country that my daughter has to deal with.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7.1.4  JohnRussell  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7.1.3    3 weeks ago

There is nothing wrong with Kamala Harris. She has been smeared by right wing media and MAGA social media. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

Ain't much right with her, either.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.1.6  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

There is nothing wrong with Kamala Harris. 

There is nothing right with her either

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1.7  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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7.1.8  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

Exactly, Harris, is now viewed negatively by a combined 53% of registered voters, according to the results of a national NBC News poll released several days ago.  

28% said they hold a net positive view of the vice president.

Nothing wrong at all, she’s an inspiration to us all.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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7.1.9  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

Only to TDS driven leftists is there nothing wrong with Harris.

If her job is to make Brandon look competent she is making a good showing of it.

No one wants to see her as President except our enemies.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7.1.10  JohnRussell  replied to  Ronin2 @7.1.9    3 weeks ago

I cant answer you because if I tell you the truth I'll get another COC violation.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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7.1.11  Sean Treacy  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.4    3 weeks ago
There is nothing wrong with Kamala Harris

Then why doesn't Biden resign and make her President? 

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1.12  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Sean Treacy @7.1.11    3 weeks ago

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Yeah, cause that's something he's learned in the half+ century in politics...

Giving up power

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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7.1.13  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Sean Treacy @7.1.11    3 weeks ago

Because even the influence of incumbance would not save her come an actual election, best she could be is a place holder for who ever actually ran for the Nov ballot.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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7.1.14  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.10    3 weeks ago

We have all seen your version of the truth.

Thank you for sparing us another blast of playing the racist or Trump card.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.1.15  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @7.1.10    3 weeks ago

Because you have nothing other than a personal insult.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7.2  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @7    3 weeks ago
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John Harwood
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Hur did his version of Comey's "I have no case but need to slap 'em around a little" routine as for Biden's mental fitness, I talked to him one-on-one at the White House 10 days before Hur did here's the video; judge for yourself
 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.2.1  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @7.2    3 weeks ago

Even a blind dog finds a bone every now and then.

Biden must have been given something to make him more lucid.

too bad they ran out of the stuff.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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7.2.2  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @7.2    3 weeks ago

Both Hur and Comey had a case; but they are too big of Establishment pricks to bring charges.

They are more concerned about getting jobs in future governments than actually enforcing the law.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.2.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @7.2    3 weeks ago

Bidenistas are trying to circle the wagons. No one out in the real world are buying it

 
 
 
Ronin2
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7.2.4  Ronin2  replied to  Right Down the Center @7.2.3    3 weeks ago

Unfortunately they have the majority of the media on their side.

The spin machine is already working in overdrive.

A parade of headlines declaring Brandon's innocence is in the offing.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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7.2.5  Sean Treacy  replied to  Right Down the Center @7.2.3    3 weeks ago
Bidenistas are trying to circle the wagons.

That's the problem with all this furious spinning. We've all seen the evidence with our own two eyes.  Despite all the hiding,we've all seen he's an 80 year man struggling with his mental acuity. 

If  his handlers thought Biden could handle a real interview, they wouldn't have refused a Super Bowl interview with an audience of millions.  The way they hide Biden demonstrate that his handlers agree with special counsel. 

 
 
 
Snuffy
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7.2.6  Snuffy  replied to  JohnRussell @7.2    3 weeks ago

Isn't it amazing what scripts and editing can do.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.3  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @7    3 weeks ago

Kind of makes me wonder what drugs they gave him.

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @7.3    3 weeks ago

Was that before or after they found that bag of coke? I can't remember...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.3.2  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @7.3.1    3 weeks ago

coke may actually help Joe

 
 
 
Texan1211
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8  Texan1211    3 weeks ago

How long before the lwnjs turn on the special counsel?

 
 
 
Ronin2
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8.1  Ronin2  replied to  Texan1211 @8    3 weeks ago

They already have.

Brandon and the Democrats are taking a victory lap.

While their media cronies blast Hur for being unqualified to judge Brandon's mental capacity- and try to paint he couldn't find enough evidence to bring charges so came up with an excuse.

Don't worry about Hur- the Establishment takes care of their own. He will take it on the chin now- but Democrats won't stand in the way of his next nomination for a government position.

 
 
 
George
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9  George    3 weeks ago

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