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'I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,' Says College Student At 'Kill The Jews' Rally

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  6 months ago  •  7 comments

'I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,' Says College Student At 'Kill The Jews' Rally
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A local university student expressed her own tremendous virtue by proudly announcing she would never have gone along with the rise of the Nazi party in Germany as she walked across campus to attend a "Kill the Jews" rally taking place on the Quad.

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CAMBRIDGE, MA — A local university student expressed her own tremendous virtue by proudly announcing she would never have gone along with the rise of the Nazi party in Germany as she walked across campus to attend a "Kill the Jews" rally taking place on the Quad.

"Oh yeah, I would have nipped all that Hitler stuff in the bud," said Harvard junior Dianna Stephens. "I'm telling you, if I was in Germany back then, I would have never participated in the horrific things the Nazis were doing. Now, which way to the rally where we're cheering for the entire nation of Israel to be pushed into the sea?"

Stephens was joined by a number of her fellow students who all agreed that none of them would have allowed the evil Nazi ideology to spread in the years prior to World War II. "What the Nazis did was really awful," said sophomore Allison Davis. "Singling out one ethnic group, blaming them for all the ills of the world, rounding them up, and systematically slaughtering them? How hideous! I could never be a part of that. That's why today I'm standing with those who want to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth if it's the last thing they ever do."

At publishing time, the group of students had promised their generation would never allow the world to be plunged into something like WWII ever again. "It's up to our generation to keep humanity from repeating the same mistakes of the past," Stephens said. "Now where were we? Oh yeah--from the river to the sea! From the river to the sea!"


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    6 months ago

800

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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2  Drinker of the Wry    6 months ago

Summer Swenson, a Tulane University sophomore who witnessed the altercation, said it began when someone tried to light an Israeli flag on fire.

"Then, more people started coming up and there were a lot of punches," she said. "There was a brawl in the middle."

Among the demonstrators’ signs was one saying, “There is only one solution” (the annihilation of Israel); one equating Zionism — that is, support for the very idea of a Jewish state — with genocide; and the ubiquitous slogan of recent protests : “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.” That last one, for the uninitiated, means the abolition of Israel. They don’t specify whether they would kill all the Jews between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean or merely exile them; Jews were well familiar with both before the state of Israel was born in 1948 .

 
 
 
Gazoo
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3  Gazoo    6 months ago

Are you sure this is satire?

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Gazoo @3    6 months ago

Not completely,....

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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4  Thrawn 31    6 months ago

Almost sure that is an actual interview. These fuckers have a moral compass so fucked up id be amazed if they could find their dorm room.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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5  Jeremy Retired in NC    6 months ago

Are you positive this is satire?  This is the dumb shit we hear from the left on a daily basis.

 
 
 
Krishna
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6  Krishna    6 months ago

I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,

I wonder how many of the demonstrators would've gone along with the Nazis if they were there at the time?

 
 

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