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The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  8 months ago  •  27 comments

The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!
"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus

My Fellow NEW TALKERS.COM Fiends, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the Republican Party you once knew, respected, and considered the Party of Adults, is now the Party of FAULT!

FUGAZI it!

Things have changed. Don't let your former LOVER screw you, with phony bouquets of flowery words. It is fermented Sheep Dip. Do Not Drink It.

Ever since T-Rump Bone-Spur arrived on the scene, nothing but BULL CHIPS is spewed by a Madman who gets madder with each passing day.

It is not your fault; the faults and the smell belong to that  
MASTER CON ARTIST, "Dirty  Diaper Donnie"!

 The Showman, blow heart, selfish rich kid, born with a Silver Spoon in his mouth & in all the other orifices, is the typical, prototype of a "Wannabe DICT-TA-TOR".


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You see, Brothers & Sistas, of the now defunct newsvine.com , where truth was told, once every month, we are now gathered here, in this scrawny Pasteur of "Too Many Screaming, Right Wing-Nut Jobs", lecturing us daily that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is the APPOINTED POTUS, by none other than the White, Blue-eyed JESUS, who, also, has Blonde-Hair and wears Orange Make-up. Ain't that proof enough?

Sadly, that is what this nation is facing. A simmering rebellion of the under-employed, "Talkin'-In-Tongues" Religious Nut Cakes, Confederate Flag Waving Mushrooms, and their unattractive, abused spouses.

Don't blame yourself.

We, the well-read, educated, successful LIBERALS are not blaming you. We understand that you are injured puppies flogged by Rich-Billionaires, Right-Wing Vulture Capitalists who seek absolute control, in order to expand their expanding wealth.


Meanwhile, the Anti-WOKE yarn of hypnotic lure is being spun by that little, bitty piss ant, Satan's Messenger from HADES , Ronnie De Santes, as the backup singer for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" with a full load in his DEPEND, and may collapse at any minute!

Ronnie, now Governor of Florida, and a candidate for POTUS in the 2024 Presidential Election, is a NOTORIOUS arse licker, par excellent.

That is the REQUIREMENT demanded of all Re-Thug-I-KKK-Cans, who want to take over America by force, but need the financial assistance of the National Republican Crime Family. 

During the COVID Epidemic, you may recall, 1,350,000 Americans (mostly dumb-arse, easily manipulated Republicans indoctrinated by Satan's Best Boy Doll, DJT) fiddled while Americans died.


Re-Puritans, of course, with their religious leadings were instantly converted to:
Re-Thug-I-GANGS ,
and that, my fellow friends, is when the SHAT HIT THE FAN, contaminating the good people of the Republican Party, until there were only indoctrinated, shat-cover, easily led sheep herded by one, Donald J. Trump, Satan's Right-Hand, "Grab Them by the Pussy", Jesus appointed Con Man.

If you don't believe me, look in the Bible, it is in there somewhere.
Friends, as you, MAGA LOONS like to say, "Mur-Ree-KKK-A" is in deep "Dodoo", if'n we, as a nation, do not slap down Eastcoast Liberals, who are destroying our "Backwoods, Backward, Pre-Civil" War, Idolized Bull Shat Dream that Slavery Is Good f er America

FRIENDS, Fellow Nutjobs, and News Talkers Communist, Left-Leaning Liberal-Too LAZY to Get a Job", it is past time to get out your popper scooper and pick that SHAT UP! 

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This is a PSA (Public Service Announcement) from the "Sleeping Giant of Network News", Walter Concrete, back from the dead to straighten out the Republican-produced SHAT SHOW that the party of Reagan has morphed into!

WAKE the FUGAZI UP , Mureeka, our nation is in grave danger of being dismantled by STUPID, angry, grievance-driven, tobacco-spiting nimrods convinced by Donnie (The Three-Time Divorced, Pussy Grabber) aka the GREATEST CON MAN in the History of the United States of America.

If will do not do something now, our country will become TRUMP COUNTRY FOR CHUMPS!

ACT NOW! Tell Trump to: 


"GO FUGAZI HIMSELF!"


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    8 months ago

Would you like to receive $100 cash?

Click on "LIKE", and leave a lavish statement of how much this publisher/writer/fellow fiend has changed your miserable life.

And, in less than two days, a $100 dollar bill will appear under your pillow. I guarantee it!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    8 months ago
"And, in less than two days, a $100 dollar bill will appear under your pillow. I guarantee it!"

In these days of ultra-sensitivity towards LGBTQ you shouldn't be telling fairy tales.  A few years ago I had some teeth pulled, and there's still nothing under my pillow when I wake in the morning and a couple times during the night to pee (due to a weak 86 year old bladder that's as old as I am). 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1    7 months ago

When throw it away. After 82 years, one should not be sleeping with the same bladder. Shop around for a younger version. Hustler Magazine & Health Bookstore has a sale on bladders.

Drop everything, and get to Hustler before they sell out.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    8 months ago

Of course, it stands to reason that the more lavish posts, one post, the more $100.00 bills miraculously appear under your pillow if you were nice.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    8 months ago

Ah, so THAT'S the reason I'm not getting $100.  I left being nice back in Newsvine.  After that I wanted to fit in with everyone else. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    8 months ago

Don't worry about being bought off, that is the American Way. Your money will be telegraphed to you, ASAP.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3  JBB    8 months ago

Is it any wonder the once upper case GOP, The Grand Old Party of Abe Lincoln, is now referred to as merely the lower case gop?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @3    8 months ago

Biden is the one selling America.

Well, at least parts of it.

Corrupt.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1    8 months ago

Where is your proof, Texan1211? 

Hidden in Governor Abbott's secret dossiers stored in his A-Hole filled with anger & hate, I suppose.

The "Boogie Man" approach is the favored tool for incompetence and lack of skill to lead. The fraudulent, so-called leaders, always find someone or something to blame, and stir up their base with baseless bullshots because it is effective with the bullying, under-educated, less skilled, jealous, angry, wife-beating failures, who have the audacity to call themselves "PATRIOTS"!

Waving a FLAG, driving a pickup truck with a rifle rack in the rear windows, and stockpiling weapons for another CIVIL WAR is not civil, it is a dangerous, fake facade that failures hide behind.

Any jackass can pull a trigger. 

 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1    8 months ago

Oh, of course. And, Trump is the savior of America because he talks just like the so-called Angry Man, ready to knock the snot out of anyone with an opposing view.

The old, backwoods, juvenile H.S, dropout strategy employed by loud drunks in "Shat-Kicking Bars" who have convinced themselves that they are political wonks,

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1    7 months ago

Biden is selling America on lowering pharmaceutical gouging. 
On control is the right thing to do.

Biden is helping college graduates pay off their college debt.

Donald J. Trump, on the other hand, appointed Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, because she was a Trump donor.

DeVos had no profession experience as a Teacher, Principal, School, or State Superintendent, nor did she ever serve on a Board of Education, anywhere in America.

She, however, does have a greedy, corrupt husband that is the largest, single investor in College Loans.

Mr. DeVos is a wizard at manipulating College Loans. His specialty is manipulating interest rates so it would take 20 to 30 years to pay them off.

Biden single-handedly revised NATO which Russia was trying to destroy, and T-Rump Bone-Spur was to get rid of it altogether, because Trump is STUPID, INCOMPETENT, and a CROOK. 

Trump's incompetence is legionary, now that investigations are shredding his BULL SHAT SCHECHES!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.3    7 months ago

Biden was sold by his son and his brother.

Now the only real question is what did Joe DO to earn his family businesses millions from foreigners.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.3    7 months ago

Gee, what with the roaring, magical success of Bidenomics, why wouldn't people be able to pay their legal debts?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.1    7 months ago

some of your posts are pretty funny!

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.7  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.5    7 months ago

Yeah! 5% GDP Growth Baby! Go Joe...

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.8  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @3.1.7    7 months ago

And still higher inflation than at any time under Trump.

People can't pay their bills.

The deficit is the largest non-covid one in history.

yay Bidenomics

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @3    8 months ago

That is a very astute observation, gob is also short for gobbler, which is polite for CORK SACKER!

I AM from a small burg, named Mildew, Ohio. Everyone in this lovely, but nearly all hollowed-out holler is a CORK-SACKER!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.3  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @3    8 months ago
Is it any wonder the once upper case GOP, The Grand Old Party of Abe Lincoln, is now referred to as merely the lower case gop?

Is it any wonder the once-proud Democratic Party of FDR is now known as mainly a front for woke liberals who want a one-world order of socialism?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @3    7 months ago

Yes, it is an editorial shame. A nightmare. I wake up in the middle of the night arguing with myself about which one should I capitalize. Then, I realized none deserve to be capitalized.

Thereafter, I am able to go back to sleep for weeks.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    8 months ago

My Dear, Fellow News Takers. Commies, if I have offended thee, then, I have accomplished my mission.

As you know, degradation is the Path to enlightenment!
- Marcus De Sade

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    8 months ago

My "Sauces" (Whiskey & Rho) claim that they have it on "pretty unreliable sauces" (that is the kind we prefer) and that the Great Mistake (Donald J. Trump) is not running for POTUS to be President, he is running because he is going to need a place to live, soon, due to all of the Court Cases, and criminal charges for "Misdemeanors that he has accumulated over the past sixty years).

What is your thinking on why the Orange Balloon POS has thrown his Big, oversized Glutei Maximus into the Ring when there are so many lesser candidates that could do as badly as #45 did?

The mind of 45 eludes me.

What are your thoughts, lies, and exaggerations?

"ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW, The OTHER KIND doesn't give a SHAT!"

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    8 months ago

It is critical that we, here, at "The NEWS TALKERS".communist keep our ears to the ground and our arse in the air, if we are to be prepared for the upcoming invasions planned by malcontent losers, snookers, and deadheads that are still praying for that band to return to Center Stage, in order for them to throw stones, verbal barbs and knives at them.

America is "What It Is", isn't it?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6    8 months ago
"The NEWS TALKERS".communist

You know you are making heads explode right now. 

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
6.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1    8 months ago

Thank you, John Russel!

At 81, my eyesight is a bit strained so, I wasn't sure if I was hitting my targets. It is good to have a spotter on board for such a dangerous mission.


 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6.1.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1    7 months ago
You know you are making heads explode right now. 

Really?  You are assuming people are taking his verbal diarrheal seriously.  I was thinking it was the ranting of someone that had a few too many.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
7  JohnRussell    8 months ago

Preach Brother Eat !

We need some inspiration from you in these trying times that fry men's souls. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @7    8 months ago

My mentor, Reverend Oral Fleece of the Church for "How Big Is Your Wallet, How Small is Your Brain". He taught me everything that I did not know, which was infinite.

We worked the streets of San Antonio, Texas. I, in rags, and the Reverend in his black preacher's robe. Rev. Oral was "Straight from the Street and Not from the Police", preached, day and night, and I picked the pockets of heathens.

I learned many things from him, like "Never wash your hands, or the rubes will not believe you are a poor beggar."

 
 

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