Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule
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ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.
"Welp, this is embarrassing," said Governor Grisham of New Mexico. "Really jumped the gun on announcing how we would do away with the Bill of Rights. Get it - jumped the gun?? Ha! Anyhow, yeah, that's how we're going to blow the Constitution to pieces. Cat's out of the bag!"
According to sources within the party, the Democrats had planned on giving it another five to ten years before destroying the remains of the Constitution. "It's a little ahead of schedule, but I doubt the sheep fight back," said Governor Newsom of California. "So, yeah -- we are going to use the precedent of suspending civil liberties during a pandemic to suspend Americans' rights for anything we subjectively declare an emergency, rendering all rights subject to the government's whims. Pretty genius, right? Man, COVID was such a godsend for us."
At publishing time, Americans asking if we could please just follow the Constitution had been accused of creating a public health emergency and immediately tossed in jail.
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Why do you bother?
With what?
More projection.
Yawn
From what?
This satire may be closer to the truth than most sane people would like.
Definitely.
Effective satire always includes a decent amount of truth.
I don't see any truth in this alleged satire.
I see a lot of projection, as usual.
True.
Not enough people are capable of recognizing satire, even when it is clearly marked as such.
This does sound plausible for the left.
Sometimes, good satire can be a complicated literary genre that many people have difficulty understanding, because it incorporates truth, wit, sarcasm, comedy, irony. I struggled with it in middle school and high school, but understood in college.
I highly recommend reading the works of Aesop, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Butler, Molière, Benjamin Franklin, Poe, Carroll, Twain, Shaw, O. Henry, Orwell, and so many other satirists in order to appreciate it.
Unfortunately there are those who haven't been paying enough attention to understand it.
Yeah, I am not worried about the Biden sycophants, they will deny Joe knew anything no matter what the evidence tells us anyway, so no sense wasting time trying to convince those folks.
Judging by its latest polling, CNN seems to be coming around.
I noticed that. I've seen a few articles where CNN has been critical of the Biden Dumpster Fire.
Right! I was thinking that just the other day when I read that there’s a good chance that Trump has one of Khashoggi’s fingers as a souvenir.
We all know many a true word is spoken in jest is spoken in jest, or as plausible satire.
Careful, you will have Democrats and leftists believing it.
Of course many TDS driven leftists are still vainly searching the internet for the Trump "pee tapes". Still denying that the Steele Dossier has been completely disproven as Russian propaganda paid for by the Clinton campaign.