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Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  9 months ago  •  22 comments

Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.

"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."

The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"

Pelosi vowed that if elected she would redouble her commitment to becoming filthy rich via insider trading in Washington and maybe even pay off her yacht and her 3rd summer home.

At publishing time, Pelosi's husband Paul had also issued a statement, begging voters to please send his wife back to D.C. for a couple more years.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    9 months ago

512

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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2  Sean Treacy    9 months ago

She made hundreds of millions while working as a public servant.

progressive values in action.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1  Tessylo  replied to  Sean Treacy @2    9 months ago

So what?  Lots of politicians made millions of dollars 'while working as a public servant'.

Your former 'president' was a public servant - how many millions of dollars did he make 'while working as a public servant'?

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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2.1.1  Jasper2529  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    9 months ago
Your former 'president' was a public servant - how many millions of dollars did he make 'while working as a public servant'?

Time to learn facts. Trump was a public servant for only 4 years, and during those years, he donated his taxpayer-funded salary to charities.

Pelosi never donated her salary during her decades of "public service".

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Jasper2529 @2.1.1    9 months ago
Trump was a public servant for only 4 years, and during those years, he donated his taxpayer-funded salary to charities.

that is absolutely debunked bullshit and you need to prove that it isn't, now...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    9 months ago
that is absolutely debunked bullshit and you need to prove that it isn't, now..

Why?

Can't others make claims without proof?

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.4  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    9 months ago

Or you could just rebut it with some proof....

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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2.1.5  Jasper2529  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    9 months ago
you need to prove that it isn't, now...

I'll let you know when it's permissible demand anything of me.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @2.1.4    9 months ago
Or you could just rebut it with some proof....

Extremely doubtful.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.7  Texan1211  replied to  Jasper2529 @2.1.5    9 months ago

The irony drips from post 2.1.2

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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2.1.8  Jasper2529  replied to  Texan1211 @2.1.7    9 months ago

Indeed.

 
 
 
bugsy
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2.1.9  bugsy  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    9 months ago
hat is absolutely debunked bullshit and you need to prove that it isn't, now..

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Tessylo
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2.2  Tessylo  replied to  Sean Treacy @2    9 months ago

P.S. You don't appear to have a problem with republiCONS or CONServatives making millions of dollars 'while working as a public servant'

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.3  Texan1211  replied to  Sean Treacy @2    9 months ago
She made hundreds of millions while working as a public servant. progressive values in action.

Biden looks like he took lessons from her.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    9 months ago

Pelosi should be put out to pasture along with a whole lot of those old geezers in Congress.

“Now more than ever our City needs us to advance San Francisco values and further our recovery,” Pelosi said in a tweet. “Our country needs America to show the world that our flag is still there, with liberty and justice for ALL. That is why I am running for reelection — and respectfully ask for your vote.”

I wonder what 'values' San Franciscans have been voting for all along to make SF decline so much?

And Nancy wants to help?

LMMFAO!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    9 months ago

Maybe Nancy still thinks its her time.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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4.1  Jasper2529  replied to  Texan1211 @4    9 months ago
Maybe Nancy still thinks its her time.

A few more plastic surgeries might do the trick! She and Mick are almost the same age.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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5  Tacos!    9 months ago

WTF for? She’s not going to be Speaker again. Additionally, her district was changed this year due to redistricting, so she no longer even represents the same people. Let someone else do it.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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5.1  Ronin2  replied to  Tacos! @5    9 months ago

Why, she and her husband can squeeze another 1 or 2 billion out of it.

She has to pay for all of that botox, alcohol, and ice cream somehow.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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6  Thrawn 31    9 months ago

FUCKING RETIRE.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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6.1  Ronin2  replied to  Thrawn 31 @6    9 months ago

Much like Mitch, Brandon, Fetterman, and Feinstein politicians don't retire until well after their desired expiration dates.

So long as they can be coached by their handlers on how to vote; and be hidden from the media; reelection won't be a problem.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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7  Drinker of the Wry    9 months ago

I can only guess it’s ego, she clearly doesn’t need the salary and has two beautiful houses besides her DC condo.

Her DC condo on K St overlooks the Potomac and is in a wealthy, blue area fighting the city over plans to put a homeless shelter nearby.  Talking the talk doesn’t mean walking the walk.

 
 

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