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Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  9 months ago  •  10 comments

Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again
ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders' authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at the courthouse today, turned himself in while smiling and waving to supporters, and followed all rules and...

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ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders' authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at the courthouse today, turned himself in while smiling and waving to supporters, and followed all rules and regulations, according to witnesses. Experts say they are shocked that this indictment and arrest process went so smoothly, when the man the government is arresting is clearly an anti-American, anarchic terrorist who is dead-set on bringing the whole system down. Weird!


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    9 months ago

512

 
 
 
Texan1211
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1.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @1    9 months ago

The sheer irony is amazing.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1    9 months ago

The Babylon Bee doesnt seem intelligent enough to understand the difference between "almost" and "intended". There is no doubt that the Jan 6 mob intended to do what they could to stop the electoral count. They were not tourists or peaceful protestors. They wanted to effect the certification of the election by whatever means they could. The fact that they failed is immaterial to the intention. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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1.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.1    9 months ago

Let me point out the OBVIOUS irony since you have clearly missed it.

Biden said Americans would need F-15s and nuclear weapons to take down the government, all while claiming that a relative handful of mostly unarmed fools were within a whisker of overthrowing the government.

I sure hope that elucidates it for you.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.2    9 months ago

Some people are better at understanding the nuances of language that others. I hope that helps you understand what was said. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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1.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.3    9 months ago

Not to worry, I completely got your point that you simply don't understand what constitutes satire.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.2  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @1    9 months ago

The former 'president' - the only one with a mug shot - and you think it's funny.

Didn't he say NEVER SURRENDER after he SURRENDERED to the police for the FOURTH TIME.

You must be so proud of your former 'president'.

Also, hint, satire is supposed to be funny.

 
 
 
JumpDrive
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2  JumpDrive    9 months ago

Penalties for attempting a coup would put a serious damper on future investments so targeted. Another promising, nascent business unlikely to survive the weight of over-regulation.

You have to shut down the FBI, actually have the courage to get it right. - Ramaswamy, Republican debate 8/23/23

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    9 months ago

Well, looks like it is about the usual time for all the dumb "This isn't irony" whining to start.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1  Texan1211  replied to  Texan1211 @3    9 months ago

A little later than usual!

 
 

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