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Democrats Say It'll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  2 months ago  •  45 comments

Democrats Say It'll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.

"Nah, I'm not buying it," said California Congressman Eric Swalwell. "If you're wanting me to believe President Biden and his family have been involved in a far-reaching money-for-favors scheme for years, you'll need to show me a lot more than rock-solid, irrefutable evidence. If the Biden family was corrupt, I think I would have heard about it from my Chinese spy girlfriend."

The Biden administration maintains absolute innocence, despite an ever-growing collection of evidence that would indicate otherwise. "The President and his family have done nothing wrong," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is a woman and also black and also gay. "It's completely normal for families to enrich themselves by selling political influence to foreign corporations and governments. Any assertion to the contrary is simply Republicans grasping at straws. Also, I will not be taking any more questions regarding bribery allegations."

As rumors swirled that additional audio recordings of President Biden accepting bribes may soon be released, Democrats continued to brush them off. "I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "So he's on tape taking bribes. It's not like it proves he took bribes or something."

At publishing time, Republicans in Congress said they were waiting on several more truckloads of evidence before beginning impeachment proceedings.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    2 months ago

512

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @1    2 months ago

I know you think this is funny, but there is absolutely nothing bad you will be able to find regarding President Biden.  Nothing.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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2  Sean Treacy    2 months ago

It's amazing to watch in real time.  

 
 
 
George
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3  George    2 months ago

But, But, But under Biden’s taxes for the last 15 years on 1040 line 14c Bribes received: it clearly says “0”. Case closed.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    2 months ago

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JBB
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5  JBB    2 months ago

Joe and Jill Biden's taxes are public going back decades. If the gop had one iots of evidence  President Biden had unreported income or ever engaged in graft they could have produced it...

The don't, haven't, can't and won't produce it!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @5    2 months ago

you realize tax returns don't have anything to do with it, I hope.

 
 
 
JBB
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5.1.1  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @5.1    2 months ago

Yes, Texan, yes they do...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @5.1.1    2 months ago

hilariously, gloriously wrong.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @5    2 months ago

I figured I will give it one more shot.

What services did the Biden Family provide for all of those millions?

Why would the Bidens need shell companies and so many bank accounts?

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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5.2.1  Thrawn 31  replied to  Texan1211 @5.2    2 months ago

I'll give this one more shot, FILE CHARGES OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  Thrawn 31 @5.2.1    2 months ago

if I could I would.

say, I missed where you said that at any point over the last 5 years.

 
 
 
George
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5.2.3  George  replied to  Texan1211 @5.2.2    2 months ago

The hypocrisy isn’t even veiled anymore.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.2.4  Texan1211  replied to  Thrawn 31 @5.2.1    2 months ago
I'll give this one more shot, FILE CHARGES OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'll give you a shot at answering post 5.2.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.2.5  Texan1211  replied to  George @5.2.3    2 months ago
The hypocrisy isn’t even veiled anymore.

I know. When they get so desperate it isn't surprising.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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5.2.6  Greg Jones  replied to  Thrawn 31 @5.2.1    2 months ago

"I'll give this one more shot, FILE CHARGES OR SHUT THE FUCK UP".

Be patient, they're coming!  The next step of the process will be the issuing of subpoenas 
 
 
 
Greg Jones
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5.3  Greg Jones  replied to  JBB @5    2 months ago

Why would the Biden's report any ill-gotten gains on their tax returns?  jrSmiley_27_smiley_image.gif

Why do you think they had all the money funneled through all those shell companies and multiple banks?

How did the Biden dynasty get all those millions and millions of dollars over the years with the modest paychecks of a US Senator and VP?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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5.3.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Greg Jones @5.3    2 months ago
Why would the Biden's report any ill-gotten gains on their tax returns?

I guess we'll never have the "evidence!"

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  Greg Jones @5.3    2 months ago

There were no ill-gotten gains regarding the Bidens.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.4  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @5    2 months ago

They got nothing jbb and they never will.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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6  Drinker of the Wry    2 months ago
What services did the Biden Family provide for all of those millions?

Comprehensive and in-depth marketing and business analysis.

Why would the Bidens need shell companies and so many bank accounts?

Makes it very difficult to follow the money without subpoena power.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7  Thrawn 31    2 months ago

Then file charges and be done with it. 

All this shit slinging and fucking around makes me believe you don't actually have anything real. 

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7    2 months ago

That sounds familiar......

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7.1.1  Thrawn 31  replied to  GregTx @7.1    2 months ago

Indeed. So file the fucking charges. 

So sick of all the alluding to some POSSIBLE crime and all the what if horseshit. 

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FFS we have been hearing about this shit since Trump was president and still.... nothing. 

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.1.1    2 months ago

Don't get yourself all worked up, sometimes you just got to wait till someone's out of office for charges to be filed...

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7.1.3  Thrawn 31  replied to  GregTx @7.1.2    2 months ago

Not worked up at all [deleted] being clever falls completely flat since the situations are very different.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @7.1    2 months ago
That sounds familiar......

Does that sound like what we have heard for what--7- years now?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.1.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @7.1.4    2 months ago
Does that sound like what we have heard for what--7- years now?

And we see how that's ended.  Every.  Single.  Time.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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7.2  Sean Treacy  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7    2 months ago
hen file charges and be done with it.

If only there was a special prosecutor entitled to do that....

Amazing how they want charges before an investigation even begins. 

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7.2.1  Thrawn 31  replied to  Sean Treacy @7.2    2 months ago

Lol are you fucking kidding me? This hunter Biden clusterfuck has been ongoing for like 5 years. FFS Trump was in charge when it started. Cum or quit dude. 

If you have the evidence, then file the charges. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2.1    2 months ago
If you have the evidence, then file the charges

You seem to think that as ordinary citizens, we can file charges against the Biden Family.

We don't, so repeating that "File them" shit is all for naught.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7.2.3  Thrawn 31  replied to  Texan1211 @7.2.2    2 months ago

Your reps can. Prosecutors can. And you of course can as well in civil court. If the evidence is as obvious as you state it should be easy.

File a suit. Pressure your reps to have whatever DAs file criminal charges. Since Trump was president we have been hearing this shit, and you all have done little but flap your fucking gums. 

Again, all I hear is bullshit from you all with ZERO action which leads me to believe you are all bullshit. You like to talk, but that’s all you all can do. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.2.4  Texan1211  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2.3    2 months ago

So why haven't YOU filed suit against the former President?

Just not that fucking easy, is it?

Just answer--what the FUCK do you think Hunter was selling?

What services did the Biden Family perform to earn those MILLIONS in foreign money?

Why do Bidens need shell companies and multiple bank account?

Not a single liberal has even attempted to answer any of these questions--which is WHY they keep getting asked.

Give me a half-way reasonable answer and I won't HAVE to ask again, right?

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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7.2.5  Thrawn 31  replied to  Texan1211 @7.2.4    2 months ago

Cuz he is out of office and I don’t actually care all that much. I actually have a life.

The system will play out as it should. 

You make the mistake of thinking I care about Hunter Biden, like at all. I don’t. If Joe was involved in his business dealings or whatever while in office then throw them both in prison. Until you can prove it though [deleted]

You are just asking questions that really don’t mean anything. Why do I and my wife have multiple bank accounts? Do you have more than one bank account? 


And shell companies, prove illegality and I am right there with you, otherwise who cares.

Lol, I can’t believe you expect anyone to take you seriously. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.2.6  Texan1211  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2.5    2 months ago
You are just asking questions that really don’t mean anything.

They mean something to many folks.

I know they don't mean anything to liberals, but it is amusing to see the lengths they will go to avoid answering.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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7.2.7  Sean Treacy  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2.3    2 months ago
Your reps can. 

Lol.  You are claiming Representative can file criminal charges. 

You have no idea how our justice systems work. 

 
 
 
George
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7.2.8  George  replied to  Sean Treacy @7.2.7    2 months ago
You have no idea

Honestly you could have stopped there.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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7.3  Greg Jones  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7    2 months ago

Oh...it's very real, and there are shitloads of evidence.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7.4  Tessylo  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7    2 months ago

They don't thrawn.  They're desparate and deplorable.

Hillary was right.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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8  Vic Eldred    2 months ago

The democrats are demanding that Comer produce a deposit slip into Joe Biden's bank account as "evidence." Of course, people don't leave such incriminating evidence around when buying/selling influence. I don't think democrats really care about anything Joe Biden or any other leftist has done.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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8.1  Texan1211  replied to  Vic Eldred @8    2 months ago
The democrats are demanding that Comer produce a deposit slip into Joe Biden's bank account as "evidence." Of course, people don't leave such incriminating evidence around when buying/selling influence.

Yeah, someone here talks constantly about Biden's tax returns, FFS. As if that proves a damn thing!

What I know is that the LEGALLY PREDICATED INVESTIGATIONS INTO HUNTER BIDEN BY THE IRS, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, AND BY CONGRESS ARE NOT YET CONCLUDED, SO PERHAPS LIBERALS SHOULD HOLD OFF CELEBRATING JOE'S "INNOCENCE" UNTIL THEY ARE CONCLUDED!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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8.1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Texan1211 @8.1    2 months ago

It seems that the IRS may have been the only entity that tried to investigate Hunter.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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8.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  Vic Eldred @8.1.1    2 months ago
It seems that the IRS may have been the only entity that tried to investigate Hunter.

Well, I am optimistic. I would like to believe SOMETHING coming from this Administration.

They said that the JD was conducting an ongoing investigation. Now how much of that was to get out of talking about Hunter and how much was legitimate is up for questioning.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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8.1.3  Vic Eldred  replied to  Texan1211 @8.1.2    2 months ago
Now how much of that was to get out of talking about Hunter and how much was legitimate is up for questioning.

I think that they did a lot of covering up and have no intention of ending that faux investigation until Joe is reelected.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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8.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Vic Eldred @8    2 months ago
The democrats are demanding that Comer produce a deposit slip into Joe Biden's bank account as "evidence."

I'll take "Things you ask for when your stupid" for $100 Alex.

 
 

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