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LA Dodgers Surpass Cowboys As Gayest Team In Sports

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  13 comments

LA Dodgers Surpass Cowboys As Gayest Team In Sports
LOS ANGELES, CA — After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.

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LOS ANGELES, CA — After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.

"It's a real Cinderella story," said Dodgers owner Mark Walter. "Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined us being this gay."

Despite humble beginnings, the Dodgers have transformed into a gay juggernaut over the past several years. "We put in the hard, gay work," said Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. "Let me tell you--no one outside that locker room believed we could be more gay than the Cowboys. No one! But our players, our front office--we kept believing. We kept showing up, day after day, fully committed to gayness. Now here we are, kings of the gay mountain. This accomplishment belongs to every Dodgers player who laid the foundation. We stand on the shoulders of gay giants."

As the Dodgers celebrated their stunning upset, the Dallas Cowboys organization was rocked by the news. "I'm speechless," said owner Jerry Jones. "It's going to be tough looking in the mirror at night and having to ask myself, 'Could I have been more gay?'. We did everything we could--left it all out on the field. It just wasn't gay enough."

At publishing time, several soccer teams had complained that they were far, far gayer than the Dodgers. However, those teams were quickly reminded that soccer is not a sport.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    last year

Speak your mind... lol

512

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    last year

I assume this is supposed to be funny. Can you please explain why?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @2    last year

you either get it or you don't.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @2.1    last year

in other words you cant explain what's funny about it

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    last year

like stated before, you either get it or you just don't.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @2.1.2    last year

since you get it why dont you clue the rest of us in

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.3    last year

oh, but we're done!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.3    last year

rest of us? I don't see anyone else asking why or how this is funny.

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @2    last year

Just because.... why? Are you a Dodgers fan??

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.2.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @2.2    last year

that's funny! 

I am a Dodger and Cowboy fan!

and I still think its funny, but then again I have a sense of humor.

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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3  afrayedknot    last year

…[no value]…

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  afrayedknot @3    last year

Is there something wrong with being the gayest you can be?

 
 
 
Tacos!
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4  Tacos!    last year

I don’t get it. Maybe somebody could explain what is especially gay about the Cowboys or the Dodgers?

Having said that, I’ve been to Pride Night at Dodger Stadium a few times and it’s a lot of fun. It’s certainly not unique to the Dodgers, though.

 
 

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