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Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  9 comments

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance
BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.

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BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.

"The similarities between Trump and Hitler run much deeper than we thought," said CNN's Jake Tapper as he unveiled the footage. "They even danced the same. We in the media tried to warn the country, but no one listened."

The footage, recovered by German officials while cataloging their archives and converting hard copy files to digital, shows Adolf Hitler dancing at one of his many rallies. He is seen pumping his arms, feet planted firmly in place, while his body sways gently back and forth in time to the anthem "Horst-Wessel-Lied."

"Look at the way they both gyrate their hips and pump their fists awkwardly, never fully extending their arms, a classic Nazi dog whistle," said Body Language Expert Dina Landau. "They hold their arms up at the elbow as if fending off attacks from freedom, rhythmically punching back with fascism."

"It's horrifying. Normal people don't dance like that."

In the days following the discovery, historians have uncovered even more photographic evidence such as the one seen below, of Hitler joyfully dancing in the exact same style as Trump.

"We only wish we could've discovered this sooner, to warn the world about Trump's imminent Nazi takeover," lamented Landau.

At publishing time, historians had uncovered more footage depicting Hitler eating what appeared to be a Big Mac and fries.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
cjcold
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2  cjcold    3 weeks ago

As everybody knows, Trump is a huge Hitler fan. Why wouldn't he copy Hitler's lame disco moves?

 
 
 
squiggy
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2.1  squiggy  replied to  cjcold @2    3 weeks ago

Stated Claim: Trump is a huge Hitler fan.

No fact-check information was found for claim: 'Trump is a huge Hitler fan.'

Try expressing the claim in terms of a few strong keywords and avoid full sentences.

 
 
 
bugsy
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2.1.1  bugsy  replied to  squiggy @2.1    3 weeks ago

I think stop making bullshit claims would be more relevant.

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  squiggy @2.1    3 weeks ago

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Trout Giggles
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4  Trout Giggles    3 weeks ago

Another good one, Greg

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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5  Igknorantzruls    3 weeks ago

liked to have danced with Hitler,

in the FCKN MOSH PIT !!!

actually, same goes for Trumpy

afterwards, call him lumpy

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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6  Right Down the Center    3 weeks ago

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Sparty On
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6.1  Sparty On  replied to  Right Down the Center @6    2 weeks ago

lol …..

 
 

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