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Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  3 comments

Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically built up over the last century was about to be dismantled by an Indian guy and an autistic African American obsessed with rockets.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically built up over the last century was about to be dismantled by an Indian guy and an autistic African American obsessed with rockets.

The vast federal mechanisms put in place to make even the simplest and most straightforward tasks take years to accomplish and cost billions of taxpayer dollars now faced elimination at the hands of what federal officials referred to as "two total outsiders with weird names."

"Who do these guys think they are?" one high-ranking official asked under the condition of anonymity. "We've been working hard to make government as bloated and inefficient as possible for decades, and this rocket guy and Indian are going to ruin everything."

When reached for comment, the autistic African American confirmed the reports. "I like rockets," he said.

According to government insiders, every three-letter agency in the country had already given its employees orders to barricade themselves in their offices and not give in despite having little hope of resisting the coming purge for any length of time.

"You can bet we're going to put up a fight," the anonymous government official continued. "Granted, it will most likely be a very poorly organized and inefficient fight, using hundreds of employees to accomplish very little, but still."

At publishing time, sources confirmed that the Department of Homeland Security was being replaced by one hot chick with a shotgun.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Tacos!
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2  Tacos!    3 weeks ago

These guys aren’t actually going to be doing anything. They have their own businesses to run. And they couldn’t do anything in government even if they wanted to.

 
 
 
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tacos! @2    3 weeks ago

Sure...

 
 

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