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Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  4 weeks ago  •  13 comments

Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday
PALM BEACH, FL — Sources close to President-Elect Donald Trump confirmed that the he would declare January 6 a new national holiday as soon as he takes office next year.

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PALM BEACH, FL — Sources close to President-Elect Donald Trump confirmed that the he would declare January 6 a new national holiday as soon as he takes office next year.

According to a press release from his transition team, Trump planned to commemorate the date by establishing it as a day of mandatory celebration for all Americans.

"It's the greatest, most beautiful date on the calendar," Trump said in the statement. "As soon as I take office, we will honor the PATRIOTS and GREAT AMERICANS who demonstrated their loyalty to our AMAZING COUNTRY on JANUARY 6. These wonderful people are some of our nation's greatest heroes — far greater than the Avengers, I must say."

Several prominent Democrats, including Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who died several times during the Jan 6 riot at the Capitol, immediately came forward to protest Trump's plan. "It's a slap in the face," she said. "They might as well be spitting on all of us who lost our lives on that horrible day."

Democrats also urged their supporters to come gather at the Capitol on January 6, 2025 and make their unhappiness with the 2024 election results known.

At publishing time, Trump had also announced plans to erect a bronze memorial statue of Peanut the squirrel on the National Mall.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    4 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
2  squiggy    4 weeks ago

A hundred years from now, all across Pennsylvania, they’ll be tearing down the ‘Abe Lincoln was here’ placards and putting up Donald Trump memorials.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.1  Bob Nelson  replied to  squiggy @2    4 weeks ago

Probably. History is written by the winners.

Oh, wait... So those statues will be of Xi Jinping...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3  JohnRussell    4 weeks ago

weird ass article, but hardly surprising

 
 
 
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Junior Silent
3.1  squiggy  replied to  JohnRussell @3    4 weeks ago

196

The environmentally friendly blue machine…

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
3.1.1  squiggy  replied to  squiggy @3.1    4 weeks ago

196

… off to the resistance battle.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
3.2  Sparty On  replied to  JohnRussell @3    4 weeks ago

Satire is lost on many

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Sparty On @3.2    4 weeks ago

No doubt. 

 
 
 
Gazoo
Junior Silent
4  Gazoo    4 weeks ago

aoc, she’s dumb enough to say something like that.

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
5  shona1    4 weeks ago

Well if Trumpy did declare a holiday he would be in the good books with Putie..

Jan 6th is the start of the Russian Orthodox Christmas and it would go down a treat with him..

Hell you never know he may even go over to the States celebrate..

 
 
 
GregTx
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5.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  shona1 @5    4 weeks ago

Does Putin celebrate Russian Orthodox Christmas?....

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
5.1.1  shona1  replied to  GregTx @5.1    4 weeks ago

Oh..yes..the little maggot has been attending services and opening new churches..has to keep in the churches good books for all the dead soldiers coming home from Ukraine..

Oh for a gun when you need one..320

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Kavika
Professor Principal
6  Kavika     4 weeks ago

He also has to keep the church as an ally.

 
 

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